Cedardale vs. Cedardale

October 3, 2008. Another match tie. More wraps served. But, Vern's right - we really are the best team in the club. Here's why: in the name of solidarity, Danielle hobbled in with a taped-up ankle and swollen hip fresh off her stairwell ride, later players arrived early, early players stayed late, and foregone was Dorian's beauty rest in order to sub on her bye. I, too, gave my day off to cheer and there was plenty to cheer about. Cap'n Shawn and Liz dominated on Court One, which gave them time to focus on down-the-shirt ball antics, and Jill's flashing from the viewing area. Jeannie (aka Jennie B) and Kristine Flash Gordon had good reason to fist pump (not the terrorist kind the New Yorker profiled, but the non-threatening Tiger Woods version); first, for Jeannie's usual testosterone-driven net play, then for Kristine's ability to chase down anything. Susan and Ann get the Project Runway nod for ripping out the attached sports bras from their $55.00 Nike tanks in order to look like fashionistas AND be comfortable; yeah, they played awesome, too. Julie demonstrated excellent partner communication with Arlene by reminding her about "happy balls," and Leslie and Lisa both ratcheted up their tattoo totals; in fact, I think we set a match record for tennis ink this week. I counted minimally five...