Top Ten Reasons You Know You Ate Too Much This Thanksgiving

Thanks to Marybeth for reminding us to keep our fightin' weight over the weekend in preparation for our next match. Here are a few indicators in case you think you might have overindulged:

10.Dozens of North Shore volunteers mobilize to stack sandbags around you.

9. Heather suggests two new custom made tennis tog ordering houses.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the asphalt on Court One.

7. Right this minute you're reordering a cammo shirt in 3XL.

6. The Woburn women are afraid of YOU.

5. World's fattest woman sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. Coach Vern tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting into your tennis skirt requires help from the fire department.

2. You’re sweatin' gravy at Monday’s practice.

1. Eight days later you still feel like you ate too much before the match.

(adapted from Dave Letterman...)