Thursday, January 22, 2009

Cedardale vs. Lynnfield

Wow. Clearly not the week for me to be out of town! Friday's match cannot and will not be written in narrative format. Suffice it to say that it's a bad time in my career path to field a slander lawsuit, and you know one would be comin' in like a train out of nowhere! SO, match play will be represented by a word list - a word list generated from some lively yet selectively censored team commentary. Here it is: Drama Queen, Roller Derby, Cat Fight, Hip Check, Wedgie (please, no more visual renderings are needed!), Protection Mode, Unitard, Cyclops, Dumbfounded, Dilly Dawdle, and (on a less descriptive and more directive note) Move On, F@##Y!! I think that just about sums it up...

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