Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Thanks to Captain Lady D

Please join me in thanking my partner and our lovely and brilliant Captain the next time you see her. A few of you know how much time goes into heading the squad ~ organizing, phone calling, emailing, pricing, arranging meals, working with the coaches, dealing with her partner's ridiculous schedule, baseline antics and swinging volleys, providing gum and peppermint spritzahhs to all, collecting money, attending meetings, and giving fabulous healing treatments. Just be advised that if you pull a calf muscle, her massage treatment will register between nine and ten on the pain scale provided below. I did feel some relief after but since my pre-treatment pain was about a three, I'm reluctant to grant a full endorsement just yet. Most of all, Dorian, thanks for bringing some much-needed verve to ladies' suburban tennis. You ahhh the best!

2 comments:

Dorian said...

Hey!! THANKS!!!!

jeannie said...

i love all you guys, i'm jussayin'.
looking forward to a GREAT 2nd half and that's NO bullshit!