...you arrive to the Cedardale end of the season tennis party at 8:45, which according to Adam is when all the "cool people" arrive? For one thing, all the food will be gone. For another, the bar will be out of orange juice, cranberry juice, and wine. You will be left creating a vodka concoction mixed with pineapple juice and red grape juice, which remains notably plentiful. The last call will occur within 30 minutes, and you will need to slam your plastic-cupped, pineapple libation quickly, a move that drives your glucose level through the ceiling and increases your risk of heart disease and diabetes. Thanks.
On the upside, most of the crowds will have dispersed making plenty of catwalking room for The Divine Ms. D to prance and prowl about in her newly-awarded Cedardale Captain's fleece. The pullover is an attractive back-up to her 2007 navy blue National's model, and a clear improvement over the club's embroidered, scrunchy-bottomed vests that would make even 1.8 Dwyer look like a pear a$$.
Cool late people of note: Coaches Rick, Adam, and Ryan, the bartender, Dorian, Lesley Gold, Lisa Pratt, Nancy Greeley, Arlene Iosif, and Moi.
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