Lesley and Carol continue their reign on Court One amidst rampant allegations of juicing. The club has launched an internal investigation, which may yield results as early as January. In addition to dominating the league, irrational behavior and excessive dessert consumption on the part Ms. Lesley Gold has been cited. Alice was overheard lamenting to team Cap'n Brown that she just "couldn't keep enough dessert on the table." One anonymous team member reported that Gold continues to ask how her donkey is doing, noting that Gold breaks into loud "braying noises" unexpectedly. Carol's level of involvement in the matter remains uncertain at this time.
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