Monday, March 8, 2010

Cedardale vs. Winchester

After losing six of the eight courts, we're really not in the position to discuss anything tennis.  We can, however, discuss fashionista Lisa Raess's tip du jour.  Lisa arrived wearing a classic, mid length trench that was minimally detailed yet sophisticated in its tailored lines over her tennis togs.  A woman who clearly knows how to look polished, posh, and feminine, Lisa did her part to bring sexy back to tennis outerwear. Now, if only she could help us bring our game back...Keeping us from getting swept were Lesley and Carol, who are having a great season run.  A few courts over, Dorian and I locked up another win in straight sets.  It seems to help when the Cap'n walks up to you and says (without covering her mouth, mind you), "We are NOT taking this to a tie-break today!"  Next door to me, Kristine and Jeannie were working some full-contact, fly-into-the-nets-and-backdrop action that keeps the fans coming back; unfortunately, they ran out of time to produce a win. Lisa and Jenn and Nancy and Fran lost by only one game. 

Non sequitur alert: There is absolutely no way that I can agree to call Jeannie a gazelle; however, instead of a rhino on the Serengeti, I will consider a new metaphor ~ A bull in Pamplona.  Variety works.  

So, snap up a tennis-sheik trench, put on a little lipstick, and set the table pretty. We WILL post stronger numbers this Friday.

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