December 5, 2008. Just in from Mystic Licari: When the Moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then Venus will guide the Planets
And Cedardale Green guides the Stars...
Mystic Licari knows. She channels Miss Cleo and Nancy Reagan. "Only in America," right Vern? Ladies, from all indications it would appear that we ARE preparing for tennis ascension. Or a cookbook tour. The last message was a little blurry, which isn't really surprising given Cap'n's leanings toward the wacky tabacky, Grey Goose, and 1960s flashbacks. Either way, we've got the goods. Look, the week wasn't even close to a wash. We learned about Apache chieftains Cochise and Geronimo, how to make a transcendent all organic durum wheat (gluten free?) agave nectar pasta salad, how to fend off A1 Upper lunch-spread interlopers, AND Dorian and I ordered some really cool black leopard print jackets for our next match. Dorian maintains that we all must do our part in bringing sexy back, and no one, I mean no one, can disagree with that!!! So, whatever our individual or collective orb of influence is... let's find it. Personally, I'm a believer...
