Monday, April 19, 2010

Court One: Player Down!

Really, it's just not all that uncommon to hear Dorian or me yell, "take a knee!!!" when someone gets tagged with a ball or racket, and it's usually followed by, "that's gonna leave a mark!" It's all a part of our on-court banter that others seem to tire of long before we ever consider that something could possibly be old, much less annoying.  But on Friday, we all needed to take a knee for the ladies on Court One.  First, for Kristine's gawd-awful socks that even when rolled down made her look like a 80 year old, eastern-European frau who plucked a chicken, darned some socks, and assisted in a village woman's childbirth before coming to the club (see far left). Second, for Jeannie who rolled her ankle and did a full-body drop that brought half the club onto the court.  Someone needs to alert Jess, because I've never seen Adam move so fast! While Evan got ice, the Cap'n moved in, and nearly every nurse in the house offered their services. After ten minutes or so, Jeannie got to her feet and tried to resume play like the athlete and competitor she is.  Unfortunately, when her ankle didn't agree with the plan, Jeannie and her partner, Helga, called it quits.

Next door Dorian and I played a strong, winning match.  We both landed aces, I closed in off the baseline better than usual, and Dorian (who DID tag one of our opponents) placed some amazing volleys and overhead shots. Apparently, 1.7 Dwyer managed to scare Cheryl (yes, a sub) during their match.  At some point Cheryl inquired whether or not 1.7 "was always like this," and "if she was 'on' something."  Not sure if Dwyer's juicing like Gold, but this recent swing in temperament suggests that the answer is YES. 

Ladies, we racked up three team points for the week.  Who brought in the other two???

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

C'mon people, now


smile on your brother,
ev'ry-body get together,
try to love one another
right now.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Birthday Fridays. Oh! And tennis...


Happy Birthday, Nancy!  Props to partner, Fran, for providing the cake, lighted candles and winning smile.  Fellow celebrants include Cap'n Tiny Dancer, who is always prepared to grapevine right and Carol who is being distracted by someone (I'd lay odds it's none other than Gold) and the rest of the team standing in the wings.  Tennis wise, we brought home three measly points this week, ladies.  What is UP WITH THAT!  Winners include Ann and Susan, Lisa Raess (pronounced "race") and Leslie, and Jeannie and Kristine.  

Just when you think you've heard it all regarding distraction issues and player complaints (we GOT IT, you prefer the nets closed!), along comes blog-worthy moment of the week: Opponent A on Court 5 informs Coach Evan Sideman that he CANNOT sit on the court-side bench to observe team play because it "distracts" her.  Thanking her for sharing that with the group is our very own Cap'n, who herself was told in turn not to speak while sitting court-side! Are you kidding me?  Should we contact air-traffic control in Lawrence and request a suspension on all flights during matches? Close down exit 48?  Army-crawl to the other courts?  I'm not one to be insensitive to legitimate distraction issues in general, but maybe someone, anyone, needs to tell these women that their lives may well be better lived through chemistry. 

Runner up moment of the day comes from, yeah you guessed it, Court 6.   Just when I got used to rain delay-esque, two minute set-ups between every point for strategizing, head blotting, and hydrating; just when I got used to seeing tennis gloves, bouncing, and net charging while "roaring," along comes the 32 ounce spritzer bottle for under-skirt refreshing.  Let's just say that if any of you use Dorian's peppermint spritzers on your underwear at anytime in my presence, I'm taking my racket and this blog and heading to the 2.5s with Dwyer.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Nadal y Shakira

Does he look injured to you????

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Just book it.

Evenfall ~ April 7 ~ Sevenish