So Let it Be Written

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at approximately 7:50 p.m. Coach Sharon Kamens was asked by the bartender to provide identification when ordering an adult beverage at Joe Fish in North Andover, Massachusetts. Nearby (not I.D.'d) witnesses include Shawn Licari, Susan Dwyer, Dorian Brown, and Kathy Nielsen-Dube who have vowed never to step foot in Joe Fish again.

Agave. Thursday. The 13th.

We'll be there from 7:00 on. Autographed pictures will be available. Top shelf margaritas are mandatory. Shawn, wear either a) drawstring/elastic shorts, pants, gauchos, skirt, or skort or b) a one piece pull-over dress AKA a SHIFT. 'Nuf said. The rest is out of my hands.

Cedardale vs. Westford (the nice ones)

Cedardale proved victorious over Westford on our last home match of the USTA run. While we didn't hit districts this year (like our very own Coach Sharon!!) we did have a great time playing, carpooling, and laughing our way through. Susan Dwyer gets the team yeah-you-wear-the-pantskirt award for her debut onto Court 2 singles. Susan played a terrific game of endurance and skill against a veritable human backboard. Next door on Court 1 Molly landed a straight set win and demonstrated uber sportsmanship by shhhhing her fellow teammates in the viewing gallery on account of our "discourteous and distracting" behavior. Pictured below are two of the culprits: don't-let-the-sweet-smile-fool-you Kristine, with beer in hand, and I-will-hurt-someone-if-I don't-get-a-refill Julie. Outta control. Meanwhile, Danielle and Cap'n won on the doubles court delivering the usual blend of Jeannie-esque volleys and Cap'n-crushing serves. On the court next door Dorian and I won in straight sets despite the presence of Coach Sharon's shadow. Honestly, isn't Groundhog Day in February?? Fortunately we have a variety of tools in our tennis toolbox: a keen sense of focus, stellar communication, and our brand new, sexy hotttt, Victoria Secret matching togs. Yup, they sell all kinds of activewear! Great job everyone!

Can you...

...name this Cedardale player????

Come play for a cure...

Cedardale Women’s & Men’s Doubles & Mixed Doubles
Tennis Tournament
Saturday, August 15th, Women’s & Men’s Doubles
Sunday, August 16th, Mixed Doubles
Levels A & B, 11am start time
$25 per person, $50 per couple
***All monies raised will benefit breast cancer research.

Sign up as a pair or an individual. Cedardale promises raffles, prizes, music, and food. Given the presence of Cheez Whiz nachos and Lipton onion dip at the last tennis soiree, send food suggestions ASAP to the email address below. Better yet, speak to Jess. Can anyone say health club?!?!

Sign up at the tennis desk or email Adam at amolda@cedardale-health.net

Girls just wanna....

...have fu-un, AND a fully stocked bar! Flowers in every room? Nice touch! Add some fabulous tapas and we're not leaving!